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Old 10-17-2004, 05:59 AM   #11
Dreamer128
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Join Date: March 21, 2001
Location: Europe
Age: 39
Posts: 6,136
Hahaha.. pretty good. Let me contribute a few quotes from Goodquotes.com [img]smile.gif[/img]

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good you are at it."

Thank-you for visiting reality, come again........... Now entering your life, welcome

"Inside this body lies that of a skinny lady. But I can usually shut her up with chocolate.".

"When you pee in a toilet, you wipe the seat; when you pee in the woods, you wipe your feet!".

" Look up for inspiration, down for concentration but don’t look side to side for information".

You tried, and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. - Homer J. Simpson.

"Is tuna really Chicken?" - Jessica Simpson, after reading "Tuna, Chicken of the sea"

"Dying is just natures way of saying 'Hey! Your not alive anymore!'"

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

"When they put unknown at the end of a quote, that means they probably don't no how to spell anonymous" -unknown

"I'll kill you until you die!!"

"They misunderestimated me!" -George W. Bush"

"I'm not scared of dying, I just don't want to!"

"Dilbert's Words of Wisdom: You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"I tried sniffing coke once, but the ice cubes stuck in my nose"

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

"I have a mind like a steel trap; it is rusty and illegal in 47 states"

"A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration, and 75% desperation"

"It is not MY fault that I never learned to accept responsibility"!

I'm an angel, honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

"Birdie, birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OMG! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!"

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

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