well umm... that was... funny... well the 3rd one was... number 2 was icky and number one i'd seen before except it went like this:
"Honey I have to tell you something..."
"What is it sheila?"
"Im pregnant with your child..."
"HOLY CHRIST! Don't worry! I'll pay for the abortion-"
"OH GOOD! *hugs* You passed the test, most guys would just walk out on me without another word..."
"Huh?"
"I'm not really pregnant"
*is sweating still*"Oh... *breaths sigh of reliefe* THANK GOD!"
"hehe don't worry, I can't get pregnant..."
"...huh? Why not?"
"I used to be a man..."
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