Disclamer: Not an attempt to anger anyone with a different accent from my own.
You'll READ IT TWICE!
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first,
but her attention is galvanized when she
hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses
come together. I come once-a-more. Two asses, they
come together again. I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady
idignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our
sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who
talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a just a tellin' my frienda
how to spella 'Mississippi'."
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The Black Storm Cloud of the Night
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