1/What famous world renouned scottish poet was born in 1759? Gary?
2/Whats the name of the well known structure erected in Glasgow that looks like the an armadillo? The Glasgow Bridge
3/What has been placed on top of a statue in Glasgow which is now a tourist attraction? One of those little helicopter beanie hats
4/What is traditionally eaten in Scotland on the 25th January? Hagus
5/Who played William Wallace in the film Braveheart? Mel "australian" Gibson
6/Which famous Scottish king led Scotland to freedom? King Edward III
7/If you lived in Glasgow what is a 44D? Your neighbor's bust size (I would hope
)
8/Which Scottish hooker recently was dropped from the British Lions squad despite playing 6 mins against the Wallabies in the first test? What's a hooker doing playing Rugby?
9/Where in Scotland did Golf originate from? St. Andrews
10/Where in Scotland do the smallest variety of pony come from? Shetland
11/Which famous english king said "the problem with Scotland is that it is full
of Scots!"? Henry VIII
12/Which Scottish Clan were the only army in Europe to defeat the Romans? Clan Oberkampf
13/Which Scottish mountain is the highest in Britain? Mount Notsohigh
14/What do you call a mountain in Scotland that is over 300 feet high? Highland
15/Name the town in Scotland that is associated with breathing? Respirationville
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