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So tonight I've been following through with more extensive and far-reaching research into the effects of ethanol on the brain and social behaviour.
After five pints of Heineken and several gin and tonics, I am no further in my experimentation, since I have formulated the same conclusion as the last time I drunk myself to oblivion: it really messes you up, and makes you overly affectionate.
So come on everyone, I'm wasted and we all know what that means - drunken group hug.
*Cuddles everyone reading this, collapsing onto them helplessly*
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