a large fat man walks in the door. he's wearing an "I heart england" T-shirt. he walks up to the bar and shouts very slowly. "I WOULD LIKE A PINT OF BITTER PLEASE, AND A BAG OF NUTS."
artemis puts his hands up to protect himself. he says "oh no. the purest form of evil ever! the english TOURIST!"
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Bruce The Aussie, Camp Barbarian Hunter OHF
jester of LH and Master Beastmaster of the clan of the Kats