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Killing Spree · 10-01-2001, 11:06 AM

~Pulling the golden stallion to a halt she pulls a small crate and a piece of parchment from the saddle bag. Walking up to the temple door she knocks, puts the box and the paper on the ground gingerly and goes back to her horse, heading back to the KFA~

-The note has somewhat hurridly written print, though the writer might just have bad handwriting. It says:-

Dear Aerie Followers,

We at the KFA are proud to have brought peace at the brink of war and hope you to are pleased. I will be taking what leftover meat there is and giving it to the hungry protectors of Imnesville. Please do not think them beastly, they are but ogres and a deer does little to dounse their flaming hunger. Currently the new name of our association is pending, and we are open to suggestions. Eh, just so long as it does not offend the public. However let me get to the point. We are dreadfully sorry for any ill we have done unto you and so as a gift we offer to your temple this simple crate of Aerie chocolates. Unfortunately our cooks mistook blood for cherry filling and a few chocolates may be inhumane. Please forgive them, they are a bit daft. With naught to war over we hope you will be regular customers. Apparently no damages to your facility have been done by any of the few proud members of our association, but we suggest you give the flippered clone to us. She's loaded with highly flamable explosives and things could get messy. Unfortunately as you denied initial truce our building is in less then pique condition. With sincerest intentions, we hope that well delivering our flippered friend you also ~~hand over~~ give us the charity of 100,000 gold pieces to rebuild all that has been damaged. Please forgive our intrusion but you did ~~blow up~~ dismember the kitchen and our insurance does not cover those rather expensive double ovens. Besides we'll need to buy all new equipment thanks to you ~~self-~~righteous ~~bastards~~ people. The 100,000 gold should suffice in making ends meet for now. Please forgive my intrusion.

Killing Spree

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"Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them."

KFA's official vice president of marketing.

On a righteous quest to destroy all electric resistant teddy bears in Fearun.

10-01-2001, 11:06 AM	#158
Killing Spree Mephistopheles Join Date: July 11, 2001 Location: The Ashes Age: 36 Posts: 1,427	~Pulling the golden stallion to a halt she pulls a small crate and a piece of parchment from the saddle bag. Walking up to the temple door she knocks, puts the box and the paper on the ground gingerly and goes back to her horse, heading back to the KFA~ -The note has somewhat hurridly written print, though the writer might just have bad handwriting. It says:- Dear Aerie Followers, We at the KFA are proud to have brought peace at the brink of war and hope you to are pleased. I will be taking what leftover meat there is and giving it to the hungry protectors of Imnesville. Please do not think them beastly, they are but ogres and a deer does little to dounse their flaming hunger. Currently the new name of our association is pending, and we are open to suggestions. Eh, just so long as it does not offend the public. However let me get to the point. We are dreadfully sorry for any ill we have done unto you and so as a gift we offer to your temple this simple crate of Aerie chocolates. Unfortunately our cooks mistook blood for cherry filling and a few chocolates may be inhumane. Please forgive them, they are a bit daft. With naught to war over we hope you will be regular customers. Apparently no damages to your facility have been done by any of the few proud members of our association, but we suggest you give the flippered clone to us. She's loaded with highly flamable explosives and things could get messy. Unfortunately as you denied initial truce our building is in less then pique condition. With sincerest intentions, we hope that well delivering our flippered friend you also ~~hand over~~ give us the charity of 100,000 gold pieces to rebuild all that has been damaged. Please forgive our intrusion but you did ~~blow up~~ dismember the kitchen and our insurance does not cover those rather expensive double ovens. Besides we'll need to buy all new equipment thanks to you ~~self-~~righteous ~~bastards~~ people. The 100,000 gold should suffice in making ends meet for now. Please forgive my intrusion. `Killing Spree` ------------------ "Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings; they did it by killing all those who opposed them." KFA's official vice president of marketing. On a righteous quest to destroy all electric resistant teddy bears in Fearun.