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Old 02-22-2004, 10:00 PM   #3
The Hierophant
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Originally posted by Harkoliar:


4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping,
eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a
list, etc.). DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is
the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a
gun to your head, and tell you where to go.
True, ALWAYS be on the look out for the predator! He can turn invisible AND has a mounted shoulder cannon with triple-beam infrared sighting. It took absolutely everything that Arnold Schwarzenegger could muster in order to beat him, and even then the predator nearly got revenge by blowing himself up with a built-in nuclear f**king bomb! If the predator can take out an entire platoon of US marines, a little lady sitting in a car is gonna be mincemeat. Even an SUV will provide little protection, so be on guard...


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7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100
times; And even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN!
no, don't bother running. If the predator has a lock on you, you're f**ked...

[ 02-22-2004, 10:01 PM: Message edited by: The Hierophant ]
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