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Old 05-20-2002, 08:22 AM   #16
uss
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: November 16, 2001
Location: Estonia
Age: 35
Posts: 2,775
a soul? ok, here`s what you do: pick up a sharp knife or a scalpel. choose a voluenteer(your family member or somebody who you hate will do). thrust the knife through his chest till it gets through the bones. ighore the blood, guts and whatever you may find inside the voluenteer. then knock on his stomach and ask: "helloo! anybody there?". if the rude soul does not answer, put your head inside his stomach and look out for the soul(it is possible that he may be a really nasty bitch). if you see the soul, try to get along with him(buy him a lunch or something) and make sure he makes a great bud!
and remember: DONT ASK IF SOULS EXIST! if you ask that, he will think he`s insulted because you doubt if he exists. it happened to me once.. oh, ralph! *sob* why did you have to go away!?

and that concludes my story. spirits are pretty good at rapping .
ok, if you really think souls exist.. im not gonna say that youre wrong exactly but remember that youre very, very, very, very wrong [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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