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Larry, forget whatever you have heard. I am pretty close to arachnaphobic myself and whenever we have a spider invasion I am a one man spider nightmare. Imagine if you will... a spider (probably non-poisenous but at this point I dont care) innocently spinning a web. Suddenly the Mission Impossable music starts in the background (blasted from my sterio).
From down the hall comes a figure, inhuman at first but then you recognise it... Shadowhound is on the hunt (normally when I say this women scream and run). Clasped in each hand is a can of spray, on his feet are thick boots for squishing things with 8 legs.
It never knew what hit it, spiders now avoid my house. One morning I even found a little sign attatched to a toothpick with a little warning to other spiders to stay away.
Women love me, Spiders Fear me
~Shadowhound
Hunter of spider, drinker of blood and a mean Goldeneye player to boot.
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