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Hiram Sedai · 01-11-2002, 07:54 AM

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Originally posted by Black Dragon:
Stalkers? Ooh man, How can you put up with it. I hate being stalked. Oh well thats your prob lol

I thank you for your obvious attempt at empathy. It is a pleasant stalking though. I was once a "play thing" to the lady dragonmage before she got bored with me and tossed me aside like bones from a chicken. I do remember the giggling and lip smacking noises that were a part of the welcoming. She would poke, slap, tickle, stomp upon, and tie a cheeto to a string that she would drag along the floor in an attempt to make me playful. Let me know if any of this is a bit too esoteric for you.

01-11-2002, 07:54 AM	#5
Hiram Sedai Emerald Dragon Join Date: October 8, 2001 Location: Georgia Age: 54 Posts: 918	quote: Originally posted by Black Dragon: Stalkers? Ooh man, How can you put up with it. I hate being stalked. Oh well thats your prob lol I thank you for your obvious attempt at empathy. It is a pleasant stalking though. I was once a "play thing" to the lady dragonmage before she got bored with me and tossed me aside like bones from a chicken. I do remember the giggling and lip smacking noises that were a part of the welcoming. She would poke, slap, tickle, stomp upon, and tie a cheeto to a string that she would drag along the floor in an attempt to make me playful. Let me know if any of this is a bit too esoteric for you. __________________ [url]\"http://www.xsorbit3.com/users/HADB/index.cgi?board=general&action=logout\" target=\"_blank\">HADB Messageboard Board</a><br /><br />Hopelessly Pedantic