Yes, give us the unleaded version. I would rather see how it was originaly written then a politically correct version. I think everyone here can deal with it. Just put a warning in the thread.
Seriously though, please post it. I am looking forward to reading it.
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"The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his."
-General George Patton (1885-1945)