The shop keeper takes the unusal item into his hand... "Ah yes I have just the thing to do with this..." He then takes the item up with both hands slowly and brings it down with tremendouse force onto his extended knee, it makes a snapping sound accompanied with the sound of strings being played and a loud orchestral trumpeting. "There we go" he says looking at the now split-in-two item... "Here we've got a tubasteampoweredblowingdeviceand oloredwithdyesfromyourcousinTrudy and a nice banjofrictionatedthatismadeofreally neatbitsofcoloredglassmadefromsand youmeltedandblewyourself..." He strung a few coords of the Banjo and then blew a note into the Tuba before handing it back to the bewildered Gnome...
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