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"Bravely bold Sir Robin
Rode forth from Camelot
He was not afraid to die
Oh brave sir Robin
He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave sir Robin
His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped
And his bottom burned off
And his penis split and his..."
(At this point the song is interrupted by Sir Robins comment "T-thats uhh... That's enough music for now lads." Improvise.)
Taken from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail". I did not write this. Please don't sue me.
[ 12-18-2004, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Iron Greasel ]
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