Garnet,
Those were hilarious!!
(can somebody help a barbarian up off the floor...my sides hurt)
I was guilty of most of those when I lived at home. I would come in from school and put my clothes in the hamper, put on clean clothes and go back to town. Come home from town, put THAT set of clothes in the hamper and pull a third set to wear to school the next day.
It used to drive my mom crazy. Then I went away to school.....it's absolutely AMAZING HOW MUCH LONGER clothes stay clean when you do the laundry yourself. I would wear the same pair of blue jeans for one week, unless I was run over by a Mud Truck.
SideNote to Septfox and Cloudkitten
If you actually take the initiative and do a load of laundry on your own, you won't beleive the mood change that comes over mom, and you will be most pleasantly surprised at the reward system for such an action. Just something to think about. 
