No offence intended here:
Three proofs that Jesus was Jewish:
1) he went into his fathers business
2) He lived at home until he was 33
3) He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god.
Three proofs that Jesus was Irish:
1) He never got married
2) He was always telling stories
3) He loved green pastures
Three proofs that Jesus was Black:
1) He called everyone "Brother"
2) He liked Gospel
3) He couldent get a fair trial
Three proof that Jesus was Puerto Rican:
1) His first name was Jesus
2) He was bilingual
3) He was always being harassed by the authorities
Three proofs that Jesus was a woman:
1) He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice, from a few leftovers
2) He kept tying to get the message across to a bunch of men who diddnt get it
3) Even when he was dead, he had to get up again because there was still more
work to do
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