In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex
with animals, but the animals must be female.
Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.
Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a
woman's genitals, but is prohibited from looking
directly at them during the examination. He may only
see their reflection in a mirror.
Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a
corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex
organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or
piece of wood at all times.
(A brick??)
The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Wonder which head?)
There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to
travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who
pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first
time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly
forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let's just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere
else in the world that even comes close to this?)
In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to
kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with
her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other
hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)
In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with
her husband, and the first time this happens, her
mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes
one shudder at the thought.)
In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have
sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem
that they had to pass this law?)
In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending
machines with one exception: prophylactics may be
dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where
alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."
(Not as great as Guam!)
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you
would have produced enough sound energy to heat one
cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it)
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough
gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it)
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
(In my next life I want to be a pig)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Still not over that pig thing)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have
sex for pleasure.
(Is that why Flipper was always smiling?)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(I won't touch THAT one!)
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on
its right side when intoxicated.
(From drinking little bottles of...?)
(I wonder who got paid for this research??)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(In my next life I STILL want to be a pig ... quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Ah, no toe jam!)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than it's brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains.
(I know some people like that too)
It's a pig's life.....!
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Vicotnik, archmage of the Holy Flame - Challenge me... and die.