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It's a special day indeed for Hivetyrant!

Upon waking up, abovementioned Ironworks celebrity finds out that not one, but two presents have been pushed - rather violently, if I might add - into one of his red fluffy socks. You know, the ones with the penguins on it which the dog has chewed on for more than one occasion.

While inspecting the socks exterior, Hivetyrant ultimately notices that something quite heavy must be inhabiting his socks for the moment. Seeing no need to wait any longer, he takes a peek inside and... lo and behold! The first gift he sees is the famous Amazing Who Cares Machine! Now you don't have to listen to all your friends' tales about their pet rodents doing backflips, and the latest exploits they've figured out in Ms Pacman! Just place you machine near them, turn it on - preferably in a funny voice, so they don't hate you right away - and let them know how you really feel!

Thrilled with excitement for receiving this wonderful present, Hive plunges down his sock a second time to look for his next present. Again, he is baffled with what he finds. A voucher! And not just a voucher, it's an exquisite one enabling Hivetyrant to enjoy one jacuzzi-experience with a famous celebrity of his choice! Now that's a present worth hoping for, eh?*


*NOTE: Celebrity Jacuzzi Inc. does not hand out refunds because of drooling, stuttering, or other embarrassing actions that may jeopardise the success of forementioned date. We are, however, willing to compensate by supplying you with a free poster of Heidi Klum - wearing a bathrobe. I'm sorry, we couldn't get Seal to agree with a more suitable picture.

[ 12-22-2005, 11:57 AM: Message edited by: Link ]