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Billy is playing in his field one day and he notices a man running through the grass a few fields down. The man's running very fast, hoping over fences as he goes. He hops over a fence and Billy notices that he lands on a pitchfork and gets it right up the a$$.
Billy goes racing back to the house screaming at the top of his lungs. "Mommy, Mommy I just saw a man fall on a pitchfork and it went right up his a$$"
His Mommy looks at him sternly, "Billy! We don't use that language in the house. It's rectum, dear."
Billy looks at his mother. "Rectum, it f**king near killed him!"
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