Me chinese me play joke me......no youve heard that one im sure. 3 women on a business trip walk in to a hotel and ask for rooms. The clerk tells them that there are 5 floors and each one has a different theme so the women look at the sign on the first floor and it says "Dumb, Poor, short dicked men" so they go to the second floor and the sign says "Dumb, Poor, big dicked men" still not satisfied they go to the third floor where the sign says "Dumb, Rich, short dicked men" still not satisfied they go to the fourth floor where the sign says "Intelligent, Rich, big dicked men" they are thinking this is good but the fifth floor must be even better so they rush eagerly up the stairs and they arrive at a empty hallway with a sign that says "This floor is for the sole purpose of showing that even if a woman has everything she still is not satisfied."
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