[andrewas]

have you even read "the hobit".

i know its seen as a childrens book, but only be lame people with no conception of the majesty of middle-earth

(sorry if any of these ,ahem, "people", read this)

they are the oldest, wisest creatures on middle earth. their senses put even the best of the elves to shame. they are the closest things to gods that you will actually fight.

*please someone put in a tarrasque*

that said, have you tried a cloak of non-detection. sometimes the simplest things are the best...