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Moridin · 03-02-2001, 04:45 PM

WARNING SOME DIRTY JOKES AHEAD

A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down at him.
"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." Hearing this, the small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him.
"What's wrong?"
"Excuse me, but what did you say?"
"7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown."
"Thank God. I thought you said, 'turn around.'"

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Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by.
"Boy, I'd like to screw her," said one lawyer.
"I agree," said the other. "But out of what?"
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One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar.
"What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender.
''Some things you just can't explain."
''Try me.''
"Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.''
"You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain."
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A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike.
"How'd you get that, son?"
"By hiking."
"Hiking?"
"Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike."
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How do you make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex? Call her.

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[This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 03-02-2001).]

03-02-2001, 04:45 PM	#7
Moridin Fzoul Chembryl Join Date: March 1, 2001 Location: Minneapolis, MN Posts: 1,735	WARNING SOME DIRTY JOKES AHEAD A small guy enters an elevator and notices a huge guy standing next to him. The big guy looks down at him. "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, Turner Brown." Hearing this, the small guy faints! The big guy picks up the small guy and brings him to, slapping his face and shaking him. "What's wrong?" "Excuse me, but what did you say?" "7 foot tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch dick, 3 pound left ball, 3 pound right ball, my name is Turner Brown." "Thank God. I thought you said, 'turn around.'" ------------------------------------------------ Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "Boy, I'd like to screw her," said one lawyer. "I agree," said the other. "But out of what?" ------------------------------------------------ One day, a farmer walked into a bar and asked the bartender for the strongest thing in the bar. "What's wrong, fella?" asked the bartender. ''Some things you just can't explain." ''Try me.'' "Okay. I was milking my cow this morning and I filled the bucket clear to the top. Then the dumb cow knocked it down with her left leg, so I grabbed some string and ties her left leg up. Then I milked her again and the stupid cow knocked it down with her right leg. So I grabbed some string and tied up her right leg. I then milked her again and the cow knocked it down with her tail. But this time I was out of string, so I decided to use my belt, so I tied it up with my belt. Just then my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'' "You're right," said the bartender. "Some things you just can't explain." ------------------------------------------------------- A man came back from a long business trip to find that his son had a new $300 mountain bike. "How'd you get that, son?" "By hiking." "Hiking?" "Yeah, every night, Mom's boss came over and gave me $20 to take a hike." -------------------------------------------------------- How do you make your girlfriend cry when you're having sex? Call her. ------------------ [This message has been edited by Moridin (edited 03-02-2001).]