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Glad ya'll liked it. [img]smile.gif[/img] Here's another one. Once again if it's offensive, lemme know and I'll zap it.
A 7 yr old and a 4 year old are upstairs in the bedroom.
"You know what?" asks the 7 year old. "I think it's time we started swearing."
The 4 yr old nods his head in approval.
"When we go downstairs for breakfast," says the 7 yr old, "I'm gonna swear first, and then you swear after me. OK?"
"OK!" the 4 yr old agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 yr old what he wants for breakfast.
"Well sh*t, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cocoa Puffs."
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
THe mother looked at the 4 yr old and asked in a stern voice,
"And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?"
"I don't know" he blubbers, "but you can bet your f*ckin' *ss it won't be Cocoa Puffs!"
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