And lets not forget the "ladies" who steal wine up their skirts. I can picture the party later, with cheers for the heroes with crotch wine for everyone yay! errr,o thanks.
http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/state/p...tles-up-skirts
As a teen I knew a guy who was always the life of the parties in the neighborhood cause he stole steaks at grocery stores and stuffed them down his pants. Hungry yet?