My favourite is the one about the guy that called in saying he couldn't get his computer to turn on. The tech-rep went through all the steps: flip the red switch, check the power cord, and so on. Finally he asked him if all the stuff on the back of the computer was fully inserted, and the customer replied "Just a minute, I have to find a flashlight". When asked why he needed a flashlight, the customer replied "Well, the lights are off because the power's been out for two hours"! [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
The apocryphal story ends with the rep telling the customer to pack up the computer and send it back because he was "too stupid to own a computer".
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