[thecarrotdude]

Yo mama is so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
Yo mama is so stupid, she has a glass door with a peep hole.
Yo mama so poor, she has to chase down the garbage truck with a shopping list!
Yo mama has hair so tangled up, even moses couldn't part it.
Yo mama is so poor, that when someone stepped on the lit cigarette, she yelled "who turned off the heat?"

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