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Originally posted by MagiK:
Statistics show that Baseball is a secret cover for undead bovine worshipers who suck peoples brains and sacrifice virgins!
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ROFL!!!! Or perhaps we could let people play baseball as a sport, but they should be made to leave their bats locked up in a safe when they aren't in use. Hey, I've got a big hammer which I keep stashed under my bed 'just in case'. It's one heavy mofo, could kill someone with it if you hit them in the head right, it would make one hell of a mess. I mostly use it for hammering nails into things. Perhaps I should keep that locked up in a safe when not in use, with my 20 traceable nails locked up seperately and checked every so often to make sure I haven't used them. My beautiful Bosch power-drill should probably be kept behind bars too, it's cordless, so the possibilities are endless.