[Sir Goulum]

Originally posted by Lioness: quote: Originally posted by Scholarcs: I have a question, who is the the leader of the anti-spam rebels? Do you and the kingdom of spam seek to destroy him/her?

Excellent question young one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

There are a few small anti-spam groups terrorizing our poor land.

1. The MODS. (Maybe Out Destruction of Spam) We at the moment have a sort of treaty with this group, for without them there would be chaos due to another group that will be mentioned below. However, they respect our right to free spam, and do not harm us unless the spamming is truly gorgeous and thus, annoying. The leader of this group is Ziroc, but we have infiltrated his camp and at the moment have our top spy, who we'll call Choc, working to change his view on spam. This groups goal is to achieve a state of Black Spam. (next lesson)

2. The Tiamat Rebellion. Formerly led by the infamous Gwhanos, he was destroyed in a bitter battle in which the forces of GREEN fought determinedly. Next led by Tiamat, a reincarnation of Gwhanos, the rebellion surged in an excess of Red Spam (next lesson) and gave true Spam a bad name. They have been squashed for the moment, with help from the MODS, yet we must ever be on the watch for a resurgence of this.[/QUOTE]Thou dost forget thee! Thee is the President of the Anti-Spam Society. If thou dost willing to forget thee's spamming days, thou shall be recruited!