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Originally Posted by Timber Loftis
I get injured regularly with my kids at the park. I jammed up my arm something fierce when I fell about a week ago, and missed my fall with my hand, but had my Rolex catch on the slide and slam against me with such force that it tore a ligament. Yes, I'm sorry for you. Yes, we all suffer injuries. Yes I'm old. Yes, my Rolex really did injure me. Get over it, you ■■■■■, I did. Be a f'n man.
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Damn man, I know exactly what you mean! We had a farewell luncheon last week in Louisville at the Galt House. Therefore, I made a look and kick the tires stop at the Mercedes dealer on the way back. Funny how those tight door accouterments can grab one's Longines watch just under the band. Man that hurt, being lifted up and out of the cockpit by the gull wing door dangling by the wrist. Thank-goodness I'm right handed, so the strained left hand was immobilized for a few days. By the look on the sales staff faces, I thought they were going to have a synchronized bowel movement!
Hey, LOA, what happened to the automatic beer opener?
