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Old 09-03-2001, 04:28 AM   #45
Yorick
Very Mad Bird
 

Join Date: January 7, 2001
Location: Breukelen (over the river from New Amsterdam)
Age: 52
Posts: 9,246
I'd love to make an alarm that has huge speakers outside that go off if a prowler is around. Rather than a siren it'd be great if it were an enraged male voice spouting vehement expletives.

"F@#K!!!! You f*#king f#@k, how dare you try and break in here. You worthless son of a mangy f#@k. I'm gonna shoot you. I'm gonna blow you away and then I'm going to make you kiss my a$$ you dumb f#@k!"

or

"FREEZE MUTHA FLUFFA!"

In terms of volume think as loud as a really loud band. Yes it will disturb the neighbours, Isn't that the point?

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