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A peasant wants to cross the river and asks a cop where the shallowest part is. The cop shows him. The peasant starts going but sinks immediately. He swims out and questions the cop as to why he misled him. The cop ponders for a while and then says:
- I don't understand it. For the ducks, the water was only waist-deep?!
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Why did the cop dig three graves when his dog died?
Because the first two turned out too small.
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