Sounds like a really bad day...
I can assure you, we all have them!
My mum tried to organise a party, and only 2 out of 8 people turned up, and even though this didn't happen to me, I knew what it was like.
I am affraid you did miss a party of sorts, but don't worry, I am sure there will be another one.
Keep smiling - to yourself most of all
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"Watch your back" -
Sylent
Master Thief of the OHF