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In a certain small town the cops decide they have had enough of everyone making jokes about them. They decide to invent a new law that anyone who is seen telling a cop joke will be punished. They begin to keep everyone under watch and extra police are put on duty to enforce the new law.
One evening a young couple is walking in the park. They stop and the man whispers into his girlfriends ear:
- What is the diffence between a cop and a monkey?
Immediately a cop jumps out of a nearby bush:
- Well what?! he shouts menacingly
The young man immediately puts on an innocent expression:
- err, nothing, nothing
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