I have been very slightly short sighted for a number of years, but I don't wear glasses unless I need to read something at a distance (subtitled films for example). I have an astigmatism too, my optician told me I had egg shaped lenses!!! But since I don't drive or anything I never bothered with glasses. However, I think my next trip to the opticians will change that, because my sight is getting slightly worse now! Still, I have been told that glasses make me look intelligent, so there may be a silver lining.
No way will I ever ever ever poke myself in the eye or put anything in it, never never never. Ever. (shudder)
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
Epona of The Laughing Hyenas