I
hate her... I
despise her... but I
loveeee... killing her... the ecstatic shivers that run down my spine as I hear her vain screams and useless taunts. Oh! What satisfication my heart and soul felt as I threw minute meteor after minute meteor at her caged body.
And sometimes! When I am in a happy mood, I end her deserved misery early by impaling her with a flame arrow.
Oh! Oh!
Oh! The pain and mental suffering I had to endure when I tried, just for comparision, a romance with Jaheira... ...
Sticking the Impaler +3 down her throat was getting harder and harder to resist with each passing day.
*sniff*
So yes... I
HATE her! She can go to
Hell to torment the devils and demons for all I care! Just keep her away from my plane of existence!
From a power-gamer's view though, Jaheira can be a worthy addition, oh my god! What am I saying?!?! Just kill her I say... ...
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If not a Sorcerer casting total oblivion, then a Paladin meting out justice. Otherwise, I think I will just be a bard and torture my enemies with, "My Heart Will Go On".
Platinium Sorcerer of ALSB,
Aerie
Loving
Sacred
Band! She's MeowRrrr, and more!
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Baldur's Gate Item Mart