It seems like I remember seeing a similar one of these last year, but I thought this one was pretty funny.
The first person who responds with
'I've seen that before' gets one hundred of these... [img]graemlins/whackya.gif[/img]
1974 - 2004 Let's compare, shall we?
> 1974: Long hair
> 2004: Longing for hair
>
> 1974: The perfect high
> 2004: The perfect high yield mutual fund
>
> 1974: KEG
> 2004: EKG
>
> 1974: Acid rock
> 2004: Acid reflux
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> 1974: Moving to California because it's cool
> 2004: Moving to California because it's warm
>
> 1974: Growing pot
> 2004: Growing pot belly
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> 1974: Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
> 2002: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz
> Taylor
>
> 1974: Seeds and stems
> 2004: Roughage
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> 1974: Killer weed
> 2004: Weed killer
>
> 1974: The Grateful Dead
> 2004: DR Kevorkian
>
> 1974: Going to a new, hip joint
> 2004: Receiving a new hip joint
>
> 1974: Rolling Stones
> 2004: Kidney Stones
>
> 1974: Being called into the principal's office
> 2004: Calling the principal's office
>
> 1974: Screw the system
> 2004: Upgrade the system
>
> 1974: Disco
> 2004: Costco
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> 1974: Parents begging you to get your hair cut
> 2004: Children begging you to get their heads shaved
>
> 1974: Passing the driver's test
> 2004: Passing the vision test
>
> 1974: Whatever
> 2004: Depends
>
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>
>The people who are started college this fall across the nation were born
>in 1986. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up.
>
>Their lifetime has always included AIDS.
>
>Bottle caps have always been screw off and plastic.
>
>The CD was introduced the year they were born.
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>They have always had an answering machine.
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>They have always had cable.
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>They cannot fathom not having a remote control.
>
>Jay Leno has always been on the Tonight Show.
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>Popcorn has always been cooked in the microwave.
>
>They never took a swim and thought about Jaws.
>
>They can't imagine what hard contact lenses are!
>
>They don't know who Mork was or where he was from.
>
>They never heard: Where's the Beef?, I'd walk a mile for a Camel or de
>plane Boss, de plane.
>
>They do not care who shot J. R. and have no idea who
>J. R. even is.
>
>McDonald's never came in Styrofoam containers.
>
>They don't have a clue how to use a typewriter.
>
>If this little time capsule makes you feel old, then be sure to pass
>this on to the other old fogies in your life,before you forget, and maybe
>the youngins so they can see what the stone age was like.