>
> A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no
> lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and
the
> horse immediately springs into motion.
>
> It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde
begins to
> slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane,
> but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries
> to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the
side
of
> the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to
> its slipping rider. Finally, giving up, her frail blonde attempts to
leap
> away from the
> horse and throw herself to safety.
>
> Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup. She is
now
at
> the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck
against
the
> ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground,
she
> is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune
.....
>
> Bob, the Walmart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse.
>
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Unstinting Gaurdian of Children
Defender of Those Unable To
