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Old 05-02-2001, 08:46 AM   #28
Bleys
Dungeon Master
 

Join Date: March 14, 2001
Location: Oxford, UK
Posts: 97
A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to
Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he'd used for years without
trouble. However, apparently there are conflicts between these two
systems, the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound
turned off.
But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with
several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2.0 and Playboy
6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0
has many Bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down
completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend
2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems
detected each other the caused severe damage to all his hardware.
Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his
dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However,
whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled
with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000.
But imagine my friend's disappointment though on discovering that
Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain. Any mistakes he makes are
automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard drive and cannot be deleted. They
then re-surface months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn
Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no
option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault
himself.The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop
browser Pro for new attachments Hairstyle Express needs to be
reinstalled every week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he
wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation.
When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or
runs the system dry. Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called
Mother-in-law, which can't be turned off. Recently he's been tempted
to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0
detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before
un-installing itself.
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