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Old 04-05-2001, 06:06 PM   #3
Charean
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Join Date: March 6, 2001
Location: Waxahachie, TX
Age: 59
Posts: 2,201
Proctologists

-= proctologists =-= 1 =-----------------------------------------------------

Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.
Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.

-= proctologists =-= 2 =-----------------------------------------------------

A proctologist is the rare profession in which the M.D. starts out at the
bottom and stays there.

-= proctologists =-= 3 =-----------------------------------------------------

Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases. One proctologist
tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and pulled out
a large bouquet of flowers. The other proctologist looked really amazed and
asked, "Where did those flowers come from?" The other proctologist answered
very cooly, "How should I know. There wasn't any card!!"

-= proctologists =-= 4 =-----------------------------------------------------

A proctologist pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it
and says, "Shit, some asshole has my pen."

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