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Old 04-15-2004, 07:05 PM   #21
Jaradu
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Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
Age: 33
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Feelin down? You can always turn to good ol' Spongebob Squarepants for advice

Spongebob: "We're not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking, here. WE STOLE A BALLOON!"

Patrick: "I wanna defeat the giant monkey man and save the ninth dimension!"
Spongebob: "That sounds a little too hard. Lets try something smaller."
Patrick: "I wanna defeat the tiny monkey man and save the eigth dimension!

Sandy: "I'm going to give that legless fiend what-fer and there's nothing you can say that's gonna stop me."
Spongebob: "What if I said "blargen fa-diddle nachen?"
Sandy: "Well, I gotta admit that's slowed me down..."

ManRay: Excuse me sir, but I believe you dropped your wallet.
Patrick: It doesn't look familiar to me.
ManRay: What? But I just saw you drop it. I am trying to be a good citizen, and return it to you.
Patrick: Return what to who?
ManRay: [Reaching into the wallet and pulling out Patrick's I. D] Are you a Mr. Patrick Starr?
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And this is your I. D.
Patrick: Yep.
ManRay: And I found it in this wallet, and therefore, this must be your wallet.
Patrick: Makes sense to me

Hehehehehe... Spongey always perks me up when I'm down . I would post more but I doubt you're interested [img]tongue.gif[/img] .
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