[Lord of Alcohol]

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Originally posted by Donut:
Damn - I can't believe I've missed the wedding of the year! I can imagine the ceremony though.

Yorick - I do
Silver Cheetah - You don't
Y - I do
SC - You don't
Y - I bloody do!
SC - You bloody don't
Y - You obviously don't know what you're talking about - I DO!
SC - Why do you always resort to personal insults?
Y - Don't
SC - Do too!
Y - Are you being sarcastic?
SC - Perish the thought big nose!
Congregation - murmur, murmur, we're getting fed up with this, let's go somewhere else.
Y - see, we're getting married to please them.
SC - you obviously fail to see this marriage for the sham that it is. It's a manoeuvre to ensure US hegemony - which will undermine national sovereignty and strengthen the power of multi-national corporations.
Part of Congregation in an American accent. Bah, Yank Bashing!, Yank Bashing!
Another part of Congregation in a southern drawl. We're not Yankees, We're not Yankees
Y - no it's not their fault, it's the fault of the Brits, just like the San Francisco Earthquake and Boyzone, and porridge.
Memnoch (tugging at Yorick and SC's clothes) come on guys be reasonable.
Congregation - we think you're doing a great job Memnoch (for a closet Brit)
Donut - I like America, I've been there 243,556 times in the past week.
Donut - You're not even at the wedding!
Donut - Oh yeah.
250 - I agree with Yorick

And they all lived happily ever after (until the next war!)

Donut retires to the corner and dons his battered tin hat!

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DONUT!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!! Priceless in fact!!!!!!!