Florist
A new business was opening and one of the owner's friends wanted to send
flowers for the occasion. They arrived at the new business site and the
owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace". The owner was angry and
called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the
obvious mistake and how angry he was ,the florist said. "Sir, I'm really
sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine
this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have
flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new location."
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Avast There mates..make yer way here and drop yer anchor. We'll swap some lies and have a Black Jack o' ale.
