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Sigmar · 08-31-2002, 01:08 PM

I've got something that'll fix your problems

Inner peace- (BTW Horatio this might be of interest to you too [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Find inner peace by clenching and unclenching your buttocks 20 times at least a day.

Important- Feelings of unimportance are usually caused by a lack of importance.
Bansih your feelings of unimportance by becoming President of the United states.

Hope your day is a pleasant one newly enlightened people.

BTW I wanna get something off my chest-

To respond to all of Talthyr Malkaviel's expedients would take up too much room and time. I would like to address the most foul ones, though. Wait! Before you dismiss me as meddlesome, hear me out. Look at what's happened since he first ordered his votaries to shame my name: Views once considered diabolic are now considered ordinary. Views once considered lawless are now considered perfectly normal. And the most wrongheaded of Talthyr's views are now seen as gospel by legions of officious, wishy-washy euphuists. You've never heard that his intention is to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains? That's because his advocates have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince salacious cutthroats to organize a whispering campaign against me. In view of that, it is not surprising that what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. Still, the issue of what to do about Talthyr Malkaviel's juvenile antics is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue.

If you would like to generate weird and random complaints like these go to http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint

It'd great fun, but make sure you add someone who can take a joke to the text.

Although in this case I'm not joking, I'm serious.

In case anyone missed the link.

08-31-2002, 01:08 PM	#3
Sigmar Unicorn Join Date: May 17, 2001 Location: N/a Posts: 4,222	I've got something that'll fix your problems Inner peace- (BTW Horatio this might be of interest to you too [img]tongue.gif[/img] ) Find inner peace by clenching and unclenching your buttocks 20 times at least a day. Important- Feelings of unimportance are usually caused by a lack of importance. Bansih your feelings of unimportance by becoming President of the United states. Hope your day is a pleasant one newly enlightened people. BTW I wanna get something off my chest- To respond to all of Talthyr Malkaviel's expedients would take up too much room and time. I would like to address the most foul ones, though. Wait! Before you dismiss me as meddlesome, hear me out. Look at what's happened since he first ordered his votaries to shame my name: Views once considered diabolic are now considered ordinary. Views once considered lawless are now considered perfectly normal. And the most wrongheaded of Talthyr's views are now seen as gospel by legions of officious, wishy-washy euphuists. You've never heard that his intention is to violate strongly held principles regarding deferral of current satisfaction for long-term gains? That's because his advocates have been staging a massive cover-up for quite some time now. But if you keep your eyes open, you'll notice that it is far too easy for him to use fear, intimidation, sedating substances, and other tools to convince salacious cutthroats to organize a whispering campaign against me. In view of that, it is not surprising that what we have been imparting to him -- or what he has been eliciting from us -- is a half-submerged, barely intended logic, contaminated by wishes and tendencies we prefer not to acknowledge. Still, the issue of what to do about Talthyr Malkaviel's juvenile antics is far from settled. The letter you just read should be seen as a starting point for dialogue on this controversial issue. If you would like to generate weird and random complaints like these go to http://hugin.sigusr1.org/~pakin/complaint It'd great fun, but make sure you add someone who can take a joke to the text. Although in this case I'm not joking, I'm serious. In case anyone missed the link.