Staggers in battered and bruised, his vision is blurry as a result of a few more nasty blows to his oft bashed noggin (why in Helm can't an old Kensai wear a helmet
). Absolutely and irrefutably unwilling to break with tradition, he steps on a loose empty bottle of turnip beer that had been so kindly left right there, just for him, by his old pal and nefarious prankster buddy, Paul aka LofA. And as tradition demands, he once again falls flat on his face. Struggling to get back on his feet, his head spinning and determined not be outdone by himself, he falls backward heels over head, over a table crashing through a chair and landing solidly on his keester. "Well that's one way of going about it", he mused in a daze
Trying to adjust his slashed, tattered tunic to little avail, the rigors of todays battles passed before his eyes. The first Demilich had been easy, "All to easy", to quote Darth Vader, how he knew about that black garbed heavy breathing menace he couldn't fathom, probably some dream "Long ago, in a galaxy far away". It had been the second conflict that had left him battered, bruised, and bleeding. He bent down to pick up the cute iddybiddyfuzzywuzzycuddlywuddlypurtywurtywiddle bunny wabbit, when it nearly tore him a new (expletive deleted), by Helm that hurt. Really, no... I'm not kidding...IT FRIGGING HURT LIKE BLAZES...(Forgive me, the CAPS LOCK demon caught me there for a minute). It turned out that some practical joker, probably LofA, because he knew I was going there, polymorphed other, changing the second Demilich into said cute and cuddly widdle bunny. Barely got out of that one with my skin...well whats left of it anyway.. Awww Cruddd, I'm rambling again, sorry about that.
Finally able to gather what remains of his meager helping of wits (damn, they really need to change those rules, I need a helmet for crying out loud).
"Where is my delightful
, lovely
and darling
LadyRae? I would gladly shower her with HUGS and
's, but I'm afraid I have to pass out now from the pain. If you'll all excuse me", his voice trails off, and he crashes uncerimoniously to the floor.
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