"You there my large warrior friend, there's nothing I find sexier than a man who cares for his pet hamster. Where did you get him?"
Kitten relaxed and waited for a response from the burly warrior, who merely nodded and continued to sip at his drink.
A small Gnome appeared from the crowd, and walked over to Serath, glaring oddly at the human with the strange furry pet.
"Hey there, are ye daft friend? My name is Slip, a travelling Bard and I havent' seen such an ugly pet in many a year. He stinks too, much like his swarthy master. By Kerah's gleaming ass, where did you find such a wretched creature?"
The sound of the glass shattering in Serath's hand caused the entire room to fall silent. The calloused hand remained uncut, and only a few squeaks from the little creature known only as "Boo" could be heard.
Turning his head to the lowly Gnome, a muscled arm pulled the small man into the air...whose feet were left dangling as Serath began to speak....
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