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Old 01-29-2005, 03:54 PM   #8
Jorath Calar

Join Date: October 6, 2001
Location: Iceland
Posts: 4,705
An old couple is walking in the park when a pigeon flies above them and poos (for a lack of better word) on the man. The woman is absolutly dismayed but this and sighs, "I wish I had some toilet paper".
The man looks at her and says in a calm voice "why? the bastard is probably a mile away by now
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