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a rabbit walks into a bar,and asks the barman for a glass of beer and a cheese toastie.The barman,an open-minded sort of gent, serves the rabbit and goes back to reading his newspaper.The rabbit drinks his beer,eats the toastie, puts his sunglasses on and leaves the bar.The next day the rabbit returns to the bar,orders a glass of beer and a cheese toastie.The barman says "would you like to try our new cheese'n'ham toasties,sir?" and the rabbit nods & casually lights another cigarette.After drinking his beer and eating his cheese'n'ham toastie, the rabbit swaggers out of the bar.The third night, the rabbit returns,looking slightly worse-for-wear, and orders another beer and a toastie.The barman says "would you like to try our cheese'n'tomato'n'relish toasties,sir?" and the rabbit says "OK". After finishing his beer and toastie, the rabbit drops dead on the floor.The barman feels very sad, and sheds a tear for the loss of his little buddy, then buries him out the back under a rosebush & goes back to finish his crossword. That night,a terrifying apparition appears, hovering over the barman's bed. It is the ghost of the rabbit! The apparition moans frostily, "yoooou, yoou killled meeee!". The barman is scared out of his wits, and shrieks "how?!" from beneath the bed,where he is hiding. The ghostly rabbit points a frozen paw at him, and says "mixinmetoasties".