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Old 06-17-2001, 07:41 PM   #1
RudeDawg
20th Level Warrior
 

Join Date: April 9, 2001
Location: Dallas, Tx, USA
Age: 54
Posts: 2,830
*RudeDawg is planting his tongue FIRMLY in his cheek*

Folks have been askin: "How does the Dawg treat the women in his life"

Not to brag or anything (y'all know I don't like to brag) but I know how to treat the ladies.

I'll show you what I mean: A typical date with the Dawg ain't your average dinner-and-movie deal. Oh no. I go all out, baby.

First I drive up in my tricked out '82 Datsun hatchback with my ABBA eight track blasting. I honk twice. When she comes out I immediately shower her with compliments: "Girl you smell nice. What is it, Lady Speedstick?"

Then we hit a drive thru where I super-size our extra value meals without even asking her. This always impresses the honeys. It says, "Hey, for you I'm going first class."

Then, after she pays the tab, we're headed for my favorite sports bar to catch the NBA finals. Woo hoo! Pass the beer nuts, babe!

*RudeDawg ducks and Weaves his way to the door*


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