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Old 09-02-2004, 05:25 PM   #1
Jaradu
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Join Date: July 29, 2003
Location: Shrewsbury, England
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A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. Only one question was asked: "Would you please give your honest opinion about the solutions to the food shortages in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure...

In Africa, they didn't know what "food" meant.
In Eastern Europe, they didn't know what "honest" meant.
In Western Europe, they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
In China, they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
In the Middle East, they didn't know what "solution" meant.
In South America, they didn't know what "please" meant.
And in the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
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