Ok, I got a present for my brother (it was some hard work).
I went over to my brothers room and this happened:
(the converstion was in german, but I translated it for you
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me: 'I can't think of any xmas gift for ya. Do you have other interests than computers and girls?'
he (grinning): 'No.'
me: 'Want a good book?'
(He stares at me for about 10 secs then starts laughing - I'm startig to get pi$$ed off)
me (screaming): 'Behind you - a three headed monkey!!'
(He turns over and I quickly hit the 'log off' button of the chat-room he is currently in)
he: 'Well you ...'
- 5 min. wrestling scene - (he almost got me this time)
he (lying on the floor): 'OW! ... Ok, ok, just buy me some booze.'
me: 'Well you ...'
- 1 min. wrestling scene - (he was still on the floor, no match for me)
he: 'STOP IT! I surrender.'
me (hard breathing): 'I'll get you a book and you gonna read it and love it, is that clear?'
he (eyes start watering because of joy): 'Thanks. You're too good to me.'
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christmas, the time of peace and love